It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With the mucus glands swelling
And sputum balls gelling
Waiting to appear
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

It’s the hack-hackiest season of all
With bacteria breeding
Ultimately leading
To VRE sprawl
It’s the hack-hackiest season of all

There’ll be asthmatics wheezing
With kids RSVing
And flus and pneumonias galore
As astronomic numbers
Of old chronic lungers

Converge on the medical floor
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be much mucous flowing
And red noses glowing
Like Rudolph the deer
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

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