C.O.P.D.

 

Based on “Y.M.C.A.” written by Jacques Morali, Henri Belolo, and Victor Willis


People won’t you all gather ‘round
Because people it is time to expound
And give every one of you the low down
Concerning your disease process

You should know all there is to know
About your lungs and the way things should go
And we think that very soon you will find
Things will all be straight in your mind

We’re here to talk about C.O.P.D.
We’re here to learn about C.O.P.D.
Once you learn all you can about this lung disease
You will be breathing with great ease

We’re gonna talk about C.O.P.D.
We’re gonna learn about C.O.P.D.
Once we’ve finished our song there will be no more doubt
You will know what it’s all about

People that have C.O.P.D.
Can get air in to their lungs easily
Getting it out is the difficulty
So they start to feel short of breath

Asthma is a C.O.P.D.
Emphysema is another you see
And bronchitis if it’s there chronically
We will help you deal with them

If you are living with C.O.P.D.
You have to do some things differently
Take in air through your nose
Exhale through pursed lips
These are some of the many tips

That people living with C.O.P.D.
Can help themselves become short of breath free
Breathe with your diaphragm
Take your meds like you should
You will find life can be quite good

Mucous can be an enemy
We combat it by coughing properly
And by doing what’s known as C.P.T.
To get you expectorating

Rehab can become your best friend
To help breathing problems come to an end
With this knowledge you will not have to spend
All your energy just breathing

When you learn all about C.O.P.D.
You can live your life much more easily
If a problem comes up
You will know what to do
It could lead to a whole new you

So don’t be afraid of C.O.P.D.
When you learn all about it you will see
That your life can go on
Without horror or dread
Just remember what we have said


Midi File Courtesy Of Karaoke Heaven

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