Under My Tongue

 

Based on "Under My Thumb" written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards
Parody lyrics written by Fritz Shields
 
Under my tongue is where I want my temp done
Under my tongue is where I want it to be done
Believe you me
The only place for that big long probe to be
When it gets done is under my tongue

Under my tongue I beg you please give it a whirl
Under my tongue is the only safe place in the world
Believe you me
The only place for that big long probe to be
When it gets done is under my tongue

Under my tongue is where the nurse did it yesterday
Under my tongue is where I want my temp taken today
Believe you me
I don't want that thing stuck up in my tushie
Please take it hon just under my tongue

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