As I look down into my hand
I see a thick liquid shimmering across my whole lifeline
I lean against the wall and stare at the end table
And I could have sworn that I had seen

Those tissues were here
Oh tissues were here
Why aren't they here
No tissues are here

Again I look into my hand the slimy substance from my sneeze
It seems to be laughing at me
And dripping from my nose an even bigger shiny blob
And in this moment I am surely wishing

That tissues were here
Oh tissues were here
Why aren't they here
No tissues are here

Everyone's laughing at me
I have nowhere to hide
I never dreamed I would be
Standing here all wet and mucousy

No tissues were here
No tissues were here
Why weren't they here
No tissues were here

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