Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
Don't you know I love to see one that's so fresh so green
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
I love to help one break free that is so fresh so green
There's nothing that pleases me more than cleaning out my proboscis
And you just won't believe all the crowds that gather and make a funky ruckus
It's like they never seen a man with mucous
I tell them people yo get out my face I know I got one in place
You want to see me get it come on let's race
Don't do no snow I don't want no blow
I got a septum needs to be in tact you know
I got a crop I don't want it to stop
I like 'em all red orange blue and indigo and violet but
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
Don't you know I love to see one that's so fresh so green
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
I love to help one break free that is so fresh so green
I keep my prizes in my bedroom in a glass display
I turn and rearrange them all and I water them every day
So a person can look in and see what I got cookin'
I'll show you how to get the best cultivation
My collection's best in the nation
It gives me great elation causing a sensation
Now all the neighborhood Joes call me when they blows they nose
They think that they can do the goo but they just ain't like me
But I go each time they call me because I just got to see cause
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
Don't you know I love to see one that's so fresh so green
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
I love to help one break free that is so fresh so green
Now tonight I heard some people runnin' they mouth
Saying that they think the yellow ones the best kind
I told them they don't know what the heck they talking about
That kind of thinking lets me know you lost your mind
Now don't get me wrong I can go along with other stuff
But I see me white ones and yellow ones enough
Now don't give me attitude and don't be rude
I know you know what I mean let's keep them nostrils clean ha ha
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
Don't you know I love to see one that's so fresh so green
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green
I love to help one break free that is so fresh so green
(One day I) Saw one the color of a pomegranate
(Don't know why) It reminded me of my cousin Janet
(But now I) Don't mean to be sounding way too dramatic
(By the time) I finished digging it was quite romantic
(But you know) No matter if it's soft or hard like granite
(Let it flow) There's still only one color on the planet
(So let's go) Now don't be giving me any more static
(Say hello) Let's go find the color makes me ecstatic
Ain't nothing can excite me as one so fresh so green…
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