It was seven years ago today
When two therapists Howard and Wray
In an effort to make people smile
Re-wrote old songs in a brand new style
And thus a corny act was born
That’s haunted people all these years
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Where mucous dominates the show
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Step up and give your nose a blow
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We’re glad to have you with us
We hope we fit your bill
We hope you’re the first audience
That won’t up and walk out on us
The middle of the show
Now that we have introduced the show
It’s time for the next number you know
It’s the boss’s brand new favorite song
And we’ll try hard not to sing it wrong
So now if we could get from you
A bunch of fake applause and cheers
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(Claps and Cheers)
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