Your lungs and nose are a chasm
All filled up with a thick protoplasm
I know you've got goobers massive
But you lay there so impassive
All this data I'm not grasping
Why it is you lay there all tensed up and gasping
Now I don't mean to sit here and get graphic
But the way your nose looks it could stop traffic
Now I tell you that judgement I'm not passing
But a great big gob of goo's amassing
It hangs on to your nose like some kind of magic
If it were to fall off results could be tragic
Now I don't want you to think I don't have compassion
But you don't so well color's kind of ashen
And I'm wondering if I can get past it
When I see a gob I want to blast it

I can't believe I see that stuff
Rolling into your ear
It's time for something to be done
That stuff has to disappear
I don't want any complaining
We must keep it off your clothes
You can't hold out any longer
Now let me blow ya nose

You wanna hack up gack up all that debris
Blow intently that is the recipe
You got to break up crank up all of that cheese
Start with a cough and then follow with a sneeze

You might want to brush your teeth
Work it back and forth and underneath
Maybe you might want to try a drink of tea
Anything that could help your nose get mucous free
Ain't no right or wrong nasal hygiene is the key
Just got to make all that snot go absentee
Pay attention and you just might find
That you can leave this mucous behind
I'm not letting you sit there and whine
'Cause letting all that mucous pool is so asinine
Eyes bloodshot stressing chills up your spine
You're sick to your stomach and your nose has a shine

I can't believe I see that stuff
Rolling into your ear
It's time for something to be done
That stuff has to disappear
I don't want any complaining
We must keep it off your clothes
You can't hold out any longer
Now let me blow ya nose

It's time for you to release your phlegm crop
You must make all this nasal dew stop
I will help you get all of the snot out
A hanky is the safest way out
By now I'm sure you must agree
We must clear out that boogie
Ain't nothing worse then a nose that's full of goo
Got to tell you it don't look good from my view
That nose looks like it could use a squeegee
To get rid of stuff that looks like split pea
Top of your upper lip starting to get crusty
Don't sit and pick your nose like a chimpanzee
It just doesn't have any charm
When you wipe those loogies on your arm
Believe me junior I ain't running no con
We must do what it takes to get all that stuff gone

I can't believe I see that stuff
Rolling into your ear
It's time for something to be done
That stuff has to disappear
I don't want any complaining
We must keep it off your clothes
You can't hold out any longer
Now let me blow ya nose

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