It's gonna be mucus ooh yeah
You're acting surprised babe
I don't know why
You've seen this happen befo' oh
You know I have allergies
And I'm out of Claritin
I can't stay dry
So that is why
Every little cough or two
Turns into a gob of goo
It happens again and again
Just a touch of phlegm
Consider this fair warning
That when I cough or sneeze
Watch out
It's gonna be mucus
I've got no choice babe
The ragweed's out and you know
How that stuff gets to me
It gets me all snotty
And when I breathe
Ya know it's gonna be mucus
A big supply
And now you know why
Every little cough or two
Turns into a gob of goo
It happens again and again
Just a touch of phlegm
Consider this fair warning
That when I cough or sneeze
Watch out
It's gonna be mucus
It's gonna be mucus
Oh yeah
Now every day
'Til the season's done you'll see
It's gonna…it's gonna be mucus
I know that goo
Sometimes can bother you
But I can't help it
You know that I can't
Soon hopefully
Things will dry up
But now
Every little cough or two
Turns into a gob of goo
It happens again and again
Consider this fair warning
That when I cough or sneeze
Watch out
It's gonna be mucus
| 
