Hear The Page

 

Based on “Silver Bells” written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans
Parody lyrics written by Joe Bell

 

Hear the page, hear them rage
There’s a code blue down in E.R.
Take your time, it’s a crime
To save a poor soul with CA
 

Get a blood gas get a blood gas
And chart rounds all three times
We just love to hear oxygen bubble
Do the vent check do the vent check
And a cuff pressure too
If you don’t they will surely say 

Hear the page, get that page
There’s a mad Doc in the unit
You should run, it’s no fun
To know this could be your last day 

Check your competence show your competence
Get your C.P.R. card
We just want our good boss to be happy
Wash equipment clean equipment
Make it all look so clean
We just love to make work feel like play

Hear the page, hear them rage
There’s a code blue down in E.R.
Take your time, it’s a crime
To save a poor soul with CA

 

SPECIAL NOTE FROM GREG:

As I share this piece of entertainment that my former mentor has provided to us all, I feel the need to share something else about Mr. Bell. The case can easily be made that I would not be anywhere the person I am (whomever or whatever that may be) if it were not for the personal sacrifice Joe made to a group of seven young adults some 20+ years ago. As the class loudmouth, I was chosen to give the class speech at the graduation ceremony, which included a Paramedic class and an LPN class. Although no written or audio transcript of that speech exists, I would like to share with you, to the best of my recollection, the words I spoke to the crowd of 300 or so people on that night in December of 1981. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed recalling it.

“Thank you Mrs. Rea, thank you ladies and gentlemen. My name is Greg Wray, and I was chosen to give this speech not because I was the best liked person in the class, nor was it because I had the best grades in the class. I was selected to speak to you all because I have the only voice loud enough to make it to the back of the room. Anyway, when I was asked to make this speech, I first considered a diary of our year together, but I was afraid that it would only be of interest to the seven of us. I then considered telling a “funny” story about each member of the class, but I decided I didn’t want to lose the 1 or 2 friends I had left. So I decided I would talk to you all about how it was we came to be here tonight.”

“When we started out in this program, we were under the guidance of Sister Esther Nickel. We all liked Sister Esther, and she was doing a wonderful job of teaching us. Then suddenly, without warning, she announced to us that she had resigned, for reasons that remain unclear to us to this day.”

 “So there we were, a program without an instructor. Needless to say, we were all worried. There was even talk of shutting down the program. But the fine people seated behind me here, President Gillespie and Mrs. Rae, beat the pavement to try and find a worthy substitute to Sister Esther. Who they came up with is the man seated to my right, Mr. Joseph Bell. Joe took over and, at least in my opinion, not only did as good a job as Sister Esther, but exceeded her in every way.”

“I will never forget how Joe came and rescued us, not knowing if this job would last for any more than nine months. In fact, the program has now been shut down due to lack of funding, and Joe will be going to Colorado for his next job. So I want to take this final opportunity to say, in front of all of you behind me, and all of you out there, THANK YOU, Joe Bell.”

These words mean as much to me today as they did 20 years ago.

Joe, I owe you a debt that I can never possibly repay. Thanks, you’re best.

Greg