Desperately I'm trying
Not to be rude
But from where I'm standing
I can't take the view
I know that you've been all plugged up with goo
But there's something that I must tell you
I see a booger every time you move
It's hanging by a nose hair or two
Obviously you're lacking
Tissue or handkerchief
Accept my invitation
Take this one from me
I know that you've been all plugged up with goo
But there's something that I must tell you
I see a booger every time you move
It's hanging by a nose hair or two
Why don't you try giving your nose a blow
It's something you should have done long ago
I can't stand to see that chunk of goo
Just hanging by a nose hair or two
It's thick and green like a
Watermelon rind
To not get rid of it
Would be so unkind
It is something else
It is something else
It is something else
Believe me I'm trying
Not to be rude
But from where I'm standing
I can't take the view
I know that you've been all plugged up with goo
But there's something that I must tell you
I see a booger every time you move
It's hanging by a nose hair or two
Why don't you try giving your nose a blow
It's something you should have done long ago
I can't stand to see that chunk of goo
Just hanging by a nose hair or two
Just hanging by a nose hair
Hanging by a nose hair
Hanging by a nose hair
Hanging by a nose hair or two
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