I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
All this snot it started on a Saturday night
First my throat got scratchy then my lungs got tight
The goo in my nostrils had supreme thickness
And I knew that soon there could be one big mess
Even though I did my best to keep things clean
I knew that one slip up could cause a big scene
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
Turning down the furnace my body's throwing heat
For 24 hours I haven't got to eat
Been living on Nyquil every sneeze is a blast
Don't know how much longer that the Motrin will last
Feels like inside my nose there's a load of tar
It's so bad that I can't even smell a cigar
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
Get the snotty started
My head is so stuffed up that I can barely move
Haven't used a hanky my mom wouldn't approve
Everybody tells me I'm white as a sheet
Except for my nose which is as red as a beet
Don't know how much longer my nose can hold all of this slime
Just don't be next to me when it's sneezing time
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
I feel a sneeze coming it will get the snotty started
Get the snotty started…
The snotty is starting right now
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