The nose on my face is a different proboscis
There is a secret I'd like to share
For some odd reason my entire septum's missing
Inside of my nose is only air
And it is so much fun
In the bar late at night
When folks are watching
To stick a finger up high
When I dig in
My finger comes out on the other side
I love to dig in
And watch for the look in people's eyes
I work my magic on the weak and unsuspecting
I do my digging with a flair
There ain't nothing funnier then watching people retching
If you see me you had best beware
I'm not really sure why
I like to horrify
But I can't help it
It just has become my style
When I dig in
My finger comes out on the other side
I love to dig in
And watch for the look in people's eyes
When I dig in
My finger comes out on the other side
I love to dig in
And watch for the look in people's eyes
When I dig in
My finger comes out on the other side
I love to dig in
And watch for the look in people's eyes
When I dig in
My finger comes out on the other side
I love to dig in
And watch for the look in people's eyes
Watch me dig in
Yeah yeah yeah
Now watch me dig in
You're gonna have yourself a good time
Watch me dig in
When I dig in
You'll find it coming out the other side
Now watch me dig in
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