BUCKETS OF PHLEGM

Based on “Buckets Of Rain” Written by Bob Dylan
PARODY LYRICS WRITTEN BY DAVE YORK

 

Buckets of phlegm
Buckets of spit
Got all them buckets comin’ out of my lip
Buckets of sputum in my hand
I got all the fluid honey baby
You can stand 

I been sick
My lung’s been soaked
I seen pretty nurses disappear like smoke
Phlegm will arrive
Friends will disappear
If you stay clean honey baby
You’ll stand clear 

Like your spittle
And your nasal drip
I like the way that you lube your lips
I like the cool way you look at me
Everything about you requires
Antihistamine 

Little red loogie
Others say yikes
I ain’t no RT but I know what I likes
I like the way your congestion’s strong and slow
We’ll both need treatment honey baby
Wherever we go 

Shirt is moist
Love life’s a bust
My bottom lip is building a crust
Crusty and smelly I’m not well
I’d scrape it for you honey baby
Can’t you tell

 

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