Nursing can you handle this
X-Ray can you handle this
Lab can you handle this
I don't think they can handle this

Every day I arrive
Trying so hard to survive
All the stuff that's inside
Noses that have dried
On the tissues you can see
What I deal with constantly
Don't you want to look at it
Can you handle handle it

Your stomach's got to be strong if you gonna work my job
Your stomach can't get queasy if you gonna work my job
Read my lips carefully every day you will see
Snot and spit to a great degree
By the look on your face it is plain to see
Your heart ain't in it you want to take off

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my job's too boogerlicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my job's too boogerlicious for ya babe

P.T. can you handle this
O.T. can you handle this
E.K.G. can you handle this
I don't think they can handle this

I'm about to tell you now
What it's all about
Read my lips see my eyes
There can be no surprise
It must be understood
Boogers are the livelihood
If you are gonna be in my fine business
Can you handle handle this

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my job's too boogerlicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my job's too boogerlicious for ya babe

Move those nostrils up and down
Make that boogie hit the ground
I can't help but wonder why
Is the snot too snotalicious for ya babe

I seek out jelly at every chance
Sometimes don't know why it is even on the pants
If you think you can handle all the jelly that I see
You might like a job in Respiratory

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my job's too boogerlicious for ya babe

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