I WANT SOME NEW JUGS

 

based on “I Want A New Drug” written by Huey Lewis and Chris Hayes

 

I want some new jugs
Ones that aren’t big and thick
Ones that don’t stick out way too far
Or have the mass of a brick 

I want some new jugs
Ones that don’t feel like lead
Ones that don’t make my bra strap break
Or make my shoulders red 

Ones that won’t attract perverts
A C cup will do
I’ve been waiting for this chance
Since nineteen ninety two 

I want some new jugs
Ones that hold still
Ones that don’t flop around
Or settle downhill 

I want some new jugs
Ones that aren’t in the way
Ones that won’t make my sweaters tight
Ones that will stay in place all day 

Ones that won’t attract perverts
A C cup will do
I’ve been waiting for this chance
Since nineteen ninety two 

I want some new jugs
Ones that stay where they should
Ones that won’t make me feel so sad
Ones that will make me feel real good 

I want some new jugs
Ones that don’t pout
Ones that don’t always bounce around
And threaten to fall out 

Ones that won’t attract perverts
A C cup will do
I’ve been waiting for this chance
Since nineteen ninety two

 

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