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Well the last two days you’ve been looking pretty
green
And you feel like crap and it shows
You’ve got more mucous than you can stand
Running out of your nose
And you say you woke up this morning
With your head on fire
And your pillow full of debris
You could have avoided all this
If you had listened to me
I told you you should get a flu shot didn’t I
But you told me to shut my mouth
I said to get a flu shot didn’t I
Now you’re feeling all knocked out
You didn’t think that maybe I might
Know what I was talking about
And you were up puking all last night
You should have had a flu shot that’s right
Now I must confess seeing your duress
Keeps me just a little bit entertained
Because getting yourself into this mess
Was so darn featherbrained
Maybe next fall you’ll remember
When your eyes were red
And your gut was preparing to blow
When the flu clinic opens
You’ll put your pants on and go
Yes yes you’ll go and get a flu shot won’t you
You’ll push your way right through the crowd
You’ll go and get a flu shot won’t you
Then you won’t get so knocked out
You’ll realize that maybe I might
Know what I am talking about
You won’t be up puking half the night
You’ll get yourself a flu shot all right
Now I hope you’ve seen that getting your vaccine
Will keep you in a good healthy zone
‘Cause you better believe I
Am not going to listen to you moan
Yes yes yes yes yes yes you’re gonna get a flu shot
won’t you
Roll up your sleeve and shut your mouth
You’re gonna get a flu shot won’t you
So you won’t get so knocked out
You realize that maybe I might
Know what I’m talking about
You won’t be up puking half the night
You’ll get yourself a flu shot all right |
