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The Respiratory Therapists
that work across the land
Consider sputum clearance their main domain
Though occasionally they’ll get some strange looks
Degunkification remains their nu
mber one aim
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Whether in one of the units or
on the floor
They’re the ones to get in
With a suction catheter manipulated right
Clearing the lungs out again
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Almost everybody knows that
going through the nose
Gives the best angle for a vacuum job
Using viscous Xylocaine
Will help reduce the pain
And help prevent nares throb
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If there’s no Xylo you can use
Vaseline
When you are clearing the lungs out
Or you can use K.Y. instead of Vaseline
When you are clearing the lungs out
There’s no greater pleasure than cleaning out someone
That’s really sick
It will make your day
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