BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

 

Based on “Blowin’ In The Wind” written by Bob Dylan
PARODY LYRICS WRITTEN BY RICH WEILER

 

How many smokes must a man suck down
To prove he’s the Marlboro Man
How many pleas to let logic prevail
Before we get rid of all brands
How many times must the cigarettes kill
Before they’re forever banned
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind 

How many years must the untruths exist
Before they are washed to the sea
How many years can some people be “hooked”
Before they’re allowed to be free
How many times can “The Man” turn his head
And pretend that he just doesn’t see
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind 

How many times must a man light up
Before he can stop and ask “why”
How many ears must “The Man” have
Before he can hear tobacco’s lie
How many deaths will it take ‘til he knows
That too many people have died
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind

 

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