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What Barry
Bonds should avoid
In our profession’s employed
We consider the steroid
The asthma remedy
It is no
Aesop’s fable
When used these drugs are able
To keep your airways stable
The asthma remedy
Frees
Wheeze
With ease
So use
them religiously
And very soon you will see
Inhaled steroids can be
The asthma remedy
Author’s
Note:
Below is the initial song I
worked up to the Addams Family theme.
The problem was, it did not
fit the criteria for an Inservice, so I re-thunk it into the above
number. So here, as a special bonus, is the original ditty I created to
the Addams Family song. Enjoy!
The Asthma
Remedy
Based on “The Addams Family” written by Vic Mizzy
If your
breath’s out of focus
With a wheeze or a rhonchus
We’re RC you can call us
The asthma remedy
We’ll
give you medication
For bronchodilitation
We’re all across the nation
The asthma remedy
PFT
ABG
Bronchial tree
For you
we’ll always be there
To help you catch all your air
We are Respiratory Care
The asthma remedy
Happy
Halloween!
Greg
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