The Master Baiter
Written by Allen Greggory
When eye was a teenager
Eye red mi a book
It told mi the secret of
How two bait a hook
Eye practiced inn my bedroom
Every single knight
Until eye was certain that
Eye could due it write
Soon it was the time four mi
Too test out my skill
At the local fishing whole
Eye gave folks a thrill
Eye put fifteen worms on hooks
Inn for seconds flat
People said they had never
Scene the likes of that
When it comes two putting worms on hooks
Theirs know won greater
That’s why they call mi
The master baiter
Hey Al, how’s it going
Knot bad, what’s up
We were wondering if ewe wanted two shoot sum pool
Depends, uh, how many pockets are their
Well, uh, six
Sorry, eye only play the kind of pool with too pockets
Butt soon eye was tired of
Playing with the worm
Eye kneaded something else too
Make my passion burn
Eye went too the auto shop
Wear eye could admire
A couple of my buddies
Changing a flat tire
The way that they razed the car
Really caught my I
Sew eye asked them awl if eye
Could give it a tri
Soon eye was the fastest at
Lifting up the car
Greece monkeys everywhere said
He’s a brand knew star
When it comes two raising cars up hi
I’m never lacking
That’s why they call mi
The king of jacking
Hay Al, ewe used too raze chickens, write
Yeah, that is correct
Did ewe have two kill them
Uh, as a madder of fact eye did
What did ewe due, cut there heads off
Nope, eyed just choke them
Eye got bored with the car thing
And my wrist got soar
Eye decided it was thyme
Two tri something moor
Eye went too the butcher shop
And eye asked the crew
If their was a special job
Maybe eye could dew
Those guys new awl about mi
And my special skill
They had a job their fore mi
That wood fit the bill
Pounding on the finest stakes
Sew they weren’t tough
When eye got that action eye
Couldn’t get enough
When it comes two tenderizing steaks
There’s know won neater
That’s why they call mi
The top meet beater
When it comes to putting worms on hooks
There’s know won greater
That’s why they call mi
The master baiter