Redneck Rap

Written by Allen Greggory

Eye was inn the car with won of my boys

When the radio maid an awful noise

It was awl this base and electronic junk

And the vocalist was an annoying punk

Eye said whose this cat that thinks he’s sew fly

He said dad its that Reece’s Peaces guy

Eye said man eye could due better than this crap

Eye think aisle rite a redneck wrap

Toothless faces… NASCAR races

Kissin’ cousins… Long neck dozens

Once eye got started it didn’t take long

Until eye had written a reel wrap song

It didn’t take much just a bunch of lame rhymes

And sum down home words that are sine of the times

It took maybe fifteen minutes two due

Eye bet if ewe tried ewe could dew it to

Sew come on give you’re cowboy boots a tap

And join mi inn the redneck wrap

Mobile homes…Garden gnomes

Bowling alleys…Rode kill tallies

Grab yore partner swing her around

Way down low like a Bassett hound

Circle ate ‘til ewe awl get straight

Now on the corner like swinging on a gait

Marzey dotes and dosey dotes

Stay away from nanny goats

Won too three for five six seven

Awl God’s children go two heaven

Well its finished and eye must say I’m proud

And eye hope yule play it often and loud

Recording it was really a peace of cake

And eye did awl the vocals inn just won take

Eye can’t believe sum people get big pay

Four doing a hole sea dee just this way

Here’s yore last big chance too stomp and clap

Hope ewe enjoyed my redneck wrap

Skintight genes…Pregnant teens

Pickup trucks…Six point bucks

Wal-Mart sails…Long fake nails

Stars and bars…Rusty cars

Pink flamingos…Southern lingo

Fishing shanties…Sexy aunties

Breakfast bruise…Bad tattoos