Redneck Love Song

Written by Allen Greggory

I’ve only cheated on ewe 14 times inn 15 years

Eye never hit ewe ‘cept fore when I’ve had two many beers

Eye put ewe inn the finest trailer that to grand can bye

Butt ewe say yore unhappy and eye just don’t no why

Eye tri two brush my tooth each day just like ewe asked mi too

And eye now take a second bath a weak special fore ewe

And eye promise aisle fix that whole inn the roof reel soon

As soon as eye can swipe sum duct tape from the stock room

Butt now ewe say yore leaving eye can’t believe its true

After awl the years that eye have taken care of ewe

If ewe walk out on mi my life wood really suck

Eye love ewe almost as much as eye love my pickup truck

Eye can’t forget how pretty ewe were at the junior prom

And how just too weeks later ewe became a brand knew mom

Eye always treat ewe like a queen that sits upon a throne

Like the thyme I bought you brand knew mud flaps of yore own

The thyme that wee have spent together means the world two mi

And eye think if ewe looked down inn yore hart ewe wood agree

Eye no four sure ewe never will forget hour honeymoon

When eye fixed ewe my special dish of rode kill raccoon

Butt now ewe say your leaving eye can’t believe its true

After awl the years that eye have taken care of ewe

If ewe walk out on mi aisle miss yore pretty face

And who will fetch my beer when I’ m watching the NASCAR race

Eye sea buy the look on yore face that ewe intend two go

Sew eye think their is won moor thing that ewe just ought too no

Ewe no that little baby boy that yore sister just had

I’m knot only his uncle eye also am his dad