According To Lifetime TV

Written by Allen Greggory

Every now and then aisle spend what eye call wife thyme

Aisle sit down with the misses and watch sum Lifetime

Television fore women’s what they always say

Butt every single movie turns out the same way

It’ll start out with a gal that’s kind of mousy

Then they’ll introduce a guy that treats her lousy

Soon she and her kids are out on the street a loan

And the boyfriend/husband has left four parts unknown

That’s the world we live inn ewe and mi

According two Lifetime TV

According too Lifetime TV

Every man is an abuser

Takes a women and uses her

Cheats her beets her treats her like a whore

Every woman is a victim

Wonder how the hell she picked him

And she keeps on coming back fore moor

I’m sorry ladies if ewe disagree

Butt that’s the world eye sea

According too Lifetime TV

Every woman is portrayed as co-dependent

Freed when her man is turned inn too a defendant

Eye don’t no the reason why people watch this stuff

Butt it seams that sum women just can’t get enough

Watching awl that suffering is sew distressing

After the second show it’s sew darn depressing

Every husband and boyfriend’s shown inn the same way

Inn fact every man unless that person is gay

That’s the world we live inn ewe and mi

According two Lifetime TV

According too Lifetime TV

Every man is an abuser

Takes a women and uses her

Cheats her beats her treats her like a whore

Every woman is a victim

Wonder how the hell she picked him

And she keeps on coming back four moor

I’m sorry ladies if you disagree

Butt that’s the world eye sea

According two Lifetime TV

According too Lifetime TV

According two Lifetime TV