Lady Catherine

Written by Allen Greggory

The first thyme eye laid eyes on that lady

Was inn a crowded hospital café

And eye figured just like awl thee others

She wouldn’t give mi the thyme of day

Inn those days eye wasn’t very subtle

Because I’m sure she caught mi inn a stair

And then very much two my amazement

She walked over and pulled up a chair

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

When she sat down next too mi

Because my hole life eye had been the kind of guy

That faded write inn too the scenery

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

Butt I’m glad she took the chance

‘Cause it was nice two bee scene inn the company

Of sum won with such grace and elegance

Four weeks eye tried two scare up the courage

Too ask her out fore a cup of coffee

Butt inn my mind eye could knot imagine

She’d have anything two due with mi

Then won knight out of the blew the phone rang

It was her asking mi out four a byte

Sew we set it up fore the next evening

Eye don’t think eye slept at awl that knight

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

When she asked mi on a date

‘Cause she was really fine at least an ate point nine

And at my best eye was a five point ate

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

Butt I’m glad she took the chance

And sew eye maid a vow I’d figure a way how

Two take this date and make it a romance

Much too my amazement to years later

She had knot grown sick of my company

We were an honest two goodness couple

Know body was moor surprised than mi

Sew won knight eye scared up awl my courage

Eye took her hand and got down on won knee

Eye could knot believe it when she said yes

She wood gladly take the plunge with mi

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

When she said she’d merry mi

‘Cause any won with eyes could sea eye was know prize

The poster boy for mediocrity

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

Butt I’m glad she took the chance

‘Cause she maid me complete and it has been a treat

Too have her as a partner inn life’s dance

Now its fifteen years and for kids later

And eye have had an incredible life

It has been an honor and a privilege

Having Lady Catherine as my wife

Knot two long ago eye finally asked her

What maid her sit down next two mi that day

She looked mi write inn thee eyes and she said

Ewe no eye don’t give secrets away

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

Eye doubt if eye ever will

Butt its really okay ‘cause every single day

Eye spend with her is an amazing thrill

Eye don’t no what the hell she was thinking

That’s her secret little thing

Butt she can have her guile and as four mi eye smile

Whenever eye look at my wedding ring