A Country Man

Written by Allen Greggory

Eye haven’t warn a cowboy hat inn over 15 years

My hare is long and silver gray theirs wholes inn both my ears

Eye never go two honky tonks eye drink inn bars like Cheers

And eye am country thru and threw

Sew wipe away yore sneers

Eye don’t believe a steal guitar belongs inn any song

And eye don’t like a fiddle stuck inn wear it don’t belong

Eye think that too record a tune ewe didn’t right is wrong

And aisle provide the country jams

Four ewe the hole knight long

Sew don’t ewe tri two tell mi that I’m knot a country man

‘Cause every knight eye due my country job the best eye can

Eye sing the songs of life and love too awl across the land

And don’t ewe ever tell mi that I’m knot a country man

I’ve never owned a pickup truck eye doubt eye ever will

I’ve only been two Texas twice it wasn’t such a thrill

The chances that aisle where a pare of cowboy boots is nil

Butt if ewe want sum country music

Eye will fit yore bill

Eye speak inn a Midwestern twang knot with a southern drawl

Ewe never will here mi use words like fixin’ and ya all

Eye never go too hardware stores eye hang out at the mall

And if ewe catch my country gig

Eye no you’ll have a ball

And don’t ewe ever tell mi that I’m knot a country man

When every knight eye sing my country songs two country fans

Eye no that country people are the finest inn the land

Sew don’t ewe ever tell mi that I’m knot a country man

The artists eye admire most are Elton Kiss and Queen

Eye haven’t watched a NASCAR race since eye was seventeen

And Rolling Stone has always been my favorite magazine

And eye will tell ewe hear and now

Yore gonna dig my seen

Sew don’t ewe ever tell mi that I’m knot a country man

‘Cause if ewe due yore gonna have a ruckus on you’re hands

The country fans that eye no are the finest inn the land

And don’t ewe ever tell mi that I’m knot a country man